this first one is gonna be rough. apologies to my english teachers.

president whitey.

One of my favorite crime stories of all time is about a one James “Whitey” Bulger. It’s such an interesting thing to me, which is kind of an interesting thing to me. Maybe it’s because it’s emblematic of all the things. There are so many things. Bro was a guy who went from being a relatively small-time criminal in the streets of Boston to one of the biggest kingpins in the city all off the back of being a criminal informant. Shit is crazy. He was a cheat code, a created player. He was blade amongst the vampires. He was movin’ so crazy, getting guys the fuck outta here left and right. Nobody could do shit with him. His opps were cooked, the local pd couldn’t touch him, even the FBI folks who kinda wanted to sit him down were kinda stuck. The guy was fucking teflon (couldn’t help myself). 

That brings us to the real deal Holyfield. I’m gonna preface all of this for the sake of not getting sued into oblivion by saying a lot of this is speculation. Like, mad speculative. Don’t fuckin sue me cause i’m broke as hell. 

I think the boy Donald trump is a fucking rat. Yeah I said it. A snitch. A cooperator. A criminal mf informant. It’s so much nasty work surrounding bro you need a tetanus shot to wade into it without catching some shenanigans. Let’s start with his origins. We know his people were into the super duper cracker stuff. His pops was on klan timing, and his pops pops was also with the shits. That’s not to say much of that has to do with much of this, but it is to say the man doesn’t come from a family known for scruples ya dig?

So he learns the business from his pops, freddy. Freddy was known around town for as essentially a slumlord ya know, like, a real shiesty mf. Apple don’t fall far from the tree in this aspect. You see it early on, in the 70s the feds came at them boys for housing discrimination. They wasn’t fuckin with the coloreds. Ended up having to do a consent decree (essentially that the feds could audit their shit whenever to make sure they weren’t on bullshit). Around this same time, they boy Trump tapped in with an important name in the history of American politics. Roy Cohn. Roy was an evil mf. He made his name prosecuting the rosenbergs in the 50s (granted they did proliferate nuclear shit) and then tapped heavily into McCarthyism. Real hoe ass mf. By the time he meets up with Trump he’s a fixer in politics, heavily connected to all the worst people in the country. He teaches Trump a lot of the same shit Trump uses today to respond to issues, and he puts Trump in connection with all his people, which again, were the worst, most corrupt folks around, which is mad useful if you’re tryna make shit shake. 

In the early 80s, you couldn’t get into the business of building if you didn’t have ties. This was due to a number of reasons, but one primary one was what was known as the Concrete Cartel. A handful of mafia connected firms basically controlled all the concrete pours for the city’s biggest jobs, and they held that shit with an iron fist, squeezing coins outta everybody. If you wanted your shit to actually get built, without strikes and red tape fucking you, it was the mob who got it done. All the shit Trump did was all pushed through this ecosystem. Again, if you wanted to build a real thing, you had to go through this thing, that was a real thing. Which is why Trump having Roy cohn as an ally was clutch as hell, he knew where the bodies were buried, and who to go to if you had somebody else to bury.

Now that brings us to the first time we see trump seeing on both sides like Chanel. One of the reasons organized crime is a personal favorite of mine to study is that i study politics. Might even call myself a political scientist on days I'm feeling myself. And anybody who knows anything about either one of those things, knows how pam (from the office) felt that one time. Shit is the same picture. They be in cahoots, and it all tends to have similar types of movements. In ‘81, trump is really trying to get this atlantic city casino license, but the government was kinda slow rolling bro and he had a bunch of eyes on him cause he’s dirtier than a depressed teens room at this point in time. So in order to get what he wants, he goes to the feds, and, i shit you not, offers to fuckin cooperate. He tells the FBI basically that he’s got the inside scoop on the mafia, and they could have it if he can have the casino, which was music to everyone’s ears (funny shit is i’m pretty sure he found a way to lose money on a casino, which, LOL).  Buddy told the feds that not only could he point the finger and tip the cap, but that they could put undercovers in the joint. Craziness. Thugger would write a diss dissertation if Gunna did some shit like that.

That’s ‘81, about 5 years later a young enterprising prosecutor named Rudy Giuliani (yes, buddy who had his hand on his dick in that borat joint) decided he was gonna make his name by putting his hand on the mob. The SDNY tapped the fuck in, shattering the mobs hold on the building trade, and effectively ending the rule of the italians over the criminal underworld in NYC (requiescat in pace). Bada bing, bada boom. Tony kills Chrissy, cuts to black in the diner. Got to be more careful.

So Who’s on first in this situation (who being the Russians). The feds never wanted to really get rid of all crime, not that they could, but that, plus globalization and the fall of the soviet union meant that all of a sudden some very very sketchy russian bread was flowing into the US, specifically into two areas: Brighton Beach NY, and south florida (LMFAO). By the 2000s them boys were known for shell company purchases in luxury towers (again, lmfao).

Now, everybody knows rats of a feather squeak together, which brings us to another MF by the name of Felix Sater. He was the son of a Russian mob underboss, and enjoyed all the trappings until the EDNY caught his ass red handed. After that, word to nicki minaj he switched like, well, ya know (love is love tho). He was also Trump's mans, and a frequent partner in deals with the Trump name attached. By the mid aughts, buddy and his firm Bayrock was central to trump soho, among other things. We know Sater and Trump were tight, as well as Sater and the feds. I’ve said it before and I'll say it again. Rats of a mf feather. 

If you look into the public deeds and corporate records, you’ll find a, and trying to be as accurate as i can be, a metric shit ton of evidence of buyers with russian passports or addresses buying up trump property, especially in florida. All told it’s like 9 figures coming in, which is the type of shit that would likely trigger some flags you’d think. 

And with all that being said across multiple decades of mob ties, non slick coverups and blatant law breaking, it feels interesting to me that broski never ever ever got hit with anything serious. Ever. The most he got hit with is a few fines here and there. He was caught doing money laundering shit. CAUGHT. He got fined. Mind you this is a guy with access to basically any unlimited money, and they told him this is the cost of doing business. Buddy was RAKING it in, and everybody knew it, and he got slaps on wrists. Now rich folks getting away with bullshit is as american as apple pie, but this is a little much. Nobody thought “lemme make my name by knocking this guy off”? It’s possible, but shit smells fishy as hell to be here.

This brings me to the epstein aside. That boy jeffrey was a nonce, but he was also an Israeli intelligence asset, or cia, hard to tell the difference between the three tbh. But what isn’t hard to tell, is that he was really buggin. Trump and epstein were best friends, shit is fucking crazy lol. I also think Trump was very aware that Epstein was boutta get snuffed, and there’s good reporting suggesting Epstein felt Trump would snuff him. Again, not a guy who has a ton of scruples. 

Then we get to his election in 2016, and there’s all kinds of links and money flowing from Russia to the Trump campaign. Bill Barr (also intelligence linked) tried to play it off but the only people who were fooled are yuppie libs and the media class. And in 2025 trump has run out of usefulness for basically everybody (russia included) and now everybody knows he a certified lover boy certified pedofile (wap wap wap wap wap dot fuck eem up).

The reason Whitey Bulger fell, is the same reason that president Whitey will probably fall. Hubris is a bitch, and these bitches ain’t shit.